1 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:46,971 Morning 2 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:48,871 Lovely day Yes 3 00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:51,137 Come to feed the pigeons Yes 4 00:01:57,083 --> 00:02:00,575 Where have all the pigeons gone There aren't so many 5 00:02:02,255 --> 00:02:03,552 We'll count then 6 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:07,124 One, two, three 7 00:02:08,261 --> 00:02:10,593 They keep moving, they won't stay still 8 00:02:10,763 --> 00:02:12,162 Well, count them again 9 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:14,430 All right 10 00:02:20,373 --> 00:02:26,107 One, two, three, four, five, six 11 00:02:26,279 --> 00:02:32,809 One, two, three, four, five, six 12 00:02:34,621 --> 00:02:35,781 All they've gone 13 00:02:35,955 --> 00:02:36,922 Bye-Bye Bye 14 00:02:52,972 --> 00:02:53,961 Cousin 15 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:55,801 What are you doing? Put it down 16 00:02:56,543 --> 00:02:58,477 Why are you acting sneakily? 17 00:02:58,645 --> 00:03:01,136 I nearly chopped you by mistake 18 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:02,975 You always wanted to chop me 19 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:06,813 You always threaten to chop for nothing 20 00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:09,812 Don't you know you've no l/D card? 21 00:03:09,989 --> 00:03:12,253 Without me, you'd have been expelled back to HK 22 00:03:12,825 --> 00:03:15,726 And your shop would've closed down 23 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:17,391 Kill this pigeon first 24 00:03:17,664 --> 00:03:18,961 There are some left from yesterday's batch 25 00:03:19,165 --> 00:03:21,895 Keep today's and kill yesterday's, idiot 26 00:03:22,068 --> 00:03:23,729 I'll be off tomorrow Why? 27 00:03:24,003 --> 00:03:26,130 Come early tomorrow I have an engagement 28 00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:30,832 Where are you going tomorrow? 29 00:03:31,177 --> 00:03:34,169 Wel's wife wants to introduce me to girl 30 00:03:34,347 --> 00:03:36,440 What? Dating a Greek girl for marriage? 31 00:03:36,683 --> 00:03:38,947 Only to be friends 32 00:03:39,118 --> 00:03:42,485 It's okay, but you must think twice 33 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:43,849 I've already thought it over 34 00:03:44,023 --> 00:03:46,253 Since you fail to get me PR status 35 00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:51,386 Marrying a Greek girl is the only resort 36 00:03:51,831 --> 00:03:54,857 It's better than imprisonment 37 00:04:00,873 --> 00:04:02,238 Hey, are those 2 dishes ready? 38 00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:04,206 Would he take them raw? 39 00:04:04,711 --> 00:04:06,804 Hurry up. The customer's getting impatient 40 00:04:08,381 --> 00:04:10,508 Is our food ready? I am coming 41 00:04:10,683 --> 00:04:12,651 Very Sorry, just a minute, please 42 00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:21,490 You've cooked the pigeon for almost an hour 43 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:24,120 Why didn't you cook the vegetables till now? 44 00:04:24,731 --> 00:04:26,028 And the 5 sweet and sour soups? 45 00:04:27,867 --> 00:04:30,836 I know you were lazy 46 00:04:33,573 --> 00:04:35,507 So many shreds, what a waste! 47 00:04:35,541 --> 00:04:38,374 I only have two hands 48 00:04:38,544 --> 00:04:39,909 And a pair of feet too 49 00:04:40,079 --> 00:04:41,842 It's most important to be alert 50 00:04:46,252 --> 00:04:47,310 Stop nagging 51 00:04:47,487 --> 00:04:49,079 Quit and see if you can find work 52 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:52,186 You can't speak or understand English 53 00:04:53,092 --> 00:04:55,390 Don't be arrogant 54 00:04:55,561 --> 00:04:57,927 Me, arrogant? I'm on your side 55 00:04:58,097 --> 00:05:00,827 I've provided for you all those years 56 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:01,865 How are you going to square the deal? 57 00:05:03,903 --> 00:05:04,927 Anything you say 58 00:05:05,104 --> 00:05:06,435 You're threatening to chop 59 00:05:06,606 --> 00:05:09,439 Without me you'd have slept in the streets 60 00:05:10,276 --> 00:05:13,336 You bastard, I'll chop you to death 61 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:15,145 Don't try anything foolish 62 00:05:15,948 --> 00:05:17,438 At worst I'll quit 63 00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:20,780 You've no l/D card, you're an illegal 64 00:05:20,953 --> 00:05:24,013 An illegal immigrant, to be exact 65 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:26,317 Inform against me then 66 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:32,663 Who is the illegal immigrant? He...... 67 00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:37,201 I'm an immigration Officer you'd better come with us 68 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:39,237 Aren't you happy now? 69 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:41,967 I didn't do it purposely 70 00:05:42,975 --> 00:05:47,036 This is the final call for British Airway Flight 03 to Hongkong 71 00:05:49,982 --> 00:05:51,540 Mako, Mako 72 00:05:53,486 --> 00:05:55,647 I didn't know he's an immigration Officer 73 00:05:55,822 --> 00:05:56,811 I'm sorry 74 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:04,729 Your pay so far amounted to $8,300 75 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:08,196 but after deductions, you only have this 76 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:09,559 Take it 77 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:12,832 The food on the plane is bad 78 00:06:13,005 --> 00:06:15,337 I've specially brought this for you 79 00:06:18,945 --> 00:06:20,572 I know you don't have a good appetite 80 00:06:21,848 --> 00:06:26,182 Wear more on board for it's air-conditioned 81 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:28,514 Take care 82 00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:30,121 Time's up, you have to go 83 00:06:33,359 --> 00:06:35,156 You'll regret all your life 84 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,095 Please help yourself 85 00:07:16,402 --> 00:07:18,165 Which of you eat my pig? 86 00:07:18,404 --> 00:07:21,771 Who'd have eaten the pig? 87 00:07:23,042 --> 00:07:24,475 This is cousin's girlfriend 88 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:29,905 Fat Maid, Pao, come here 89 00:07:30,583 --> 00:07:31,914 Did you see that bride? 90 00:07:32,084 --> 00:07:32,743 No 91 00:07:32,919 --> 00:07:33,977 The old one? No 92 00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:36,650 What are you doing? Go and see for yourself 93 00:07:36,823 --> 00:07:37,915 Cheers, cheers 94 00:07:39,926 --> 00:07:42,156 Doesn't she look like cousin's girlfriend She really is 95 00:07:42,328 --> 00:07:44,159 Why throw a party over this? 96 00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:47,060 Keep it from cousin He can't stand the shock 97 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:49,758 It would be horrible if he knew 98 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:50,925 his girl friend's marrying someone else 99 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:53,632 Damn, I'll beat you to a frazzle 100 00:07:55,074 --> 00:07:56,666 I'll beat your bloody hands 101 00:07:56,843 --> 00:07:59,937 and your bloody feet 102 00:08:00,112 --> 00:08:01,101 Damn, I'll beat... 103 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:05,011 Mako, are you still angry with me? 104 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:07,277 We're cousins after all 105 00:08:07,453 --> 00:08:09,785 I'll beat your bloody feet 106 00:08:09,956 --> 00:08:11,583 What? Who has no shoes on? 107 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:13,619 I... I don't 108 00:08:13,759 --> 00:08:15,522 I'll kill you, damn cockroaches 109 00:08:16,295 --> 00:08:17,159 Cockroaches? 110 00:08:17,964 --> 00:08:19,898 There have been cockroaches and rats 111 00:08:23,269 --> 00:08:26,466 What superstitious things you're doing? 112 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:28,539 You and your cousins are hopeless 113 00:08:28,975 --> 00:08:32,433 Luckily, your ancestor has left you a house 114 00:08:32,645 --> 00:08:33,976 Had I not hired you 115 00:08:34,146 --> 00:08:35,579 you might have become street sleepers 116 00:08:35,748 --> 00:08:38,410 What's there to see? Back to work 117 00:08:48,327 --> 00:08:49,351 Uncle Mako 118 00:08:50,229 --> 00:08:51,594 Do you want to get paid? 119 00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:54,057 Yes, but I don't know how to put it 120 00:08:54,233 --> 00:08:56,793 Come to the point. What's it? 121 00:08:57,003 --> 00:08:59,972 I'm afraid you can't stand that 122 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:04,568 Stop kidding. Speak up 123 00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:08,810 Your girlfriend's marrying someone else 124 00:09:12,184 --> 00:09:15,483 Uncle Mako, are you all right? 125 00:09:16,188 --> 00:09:17,780 I'm okay 126 00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:20,189 He really is open-minded 127 00:09:28,768 --> 00:09:31,236 Look, he's crying sadly 128 00:09:31,537 --> 00:09:32,868 Of course 129 00:09:40,947 --> 00:09:42,710 You can find other girls 130 00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:47,478 Few people know what happened 131 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,483 Resign yourself to fate 132 00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:52,988 They enjoy life; you work like hell 133 00:09:53,225 --> 00:09:55,716 Work hard if you envy them 134 00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:26,854 Cousin 135 00:10:28,427 --> 00:10:29,951 Well, are the vegetables done or not? 136 00:10:32,264 --> 00:10:35,097 Who takes care of the host's table? I do 137 00:10:35,267 --> 00:10:37,758 Serve them well 138 00:10:37,937 --> 00:10:38,631 Okay 139 00:10:39,038 --> 00:10:42,439 Yours, yours... 140 00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:48,110 Cousin Yung, your vegetable's poisoned 141 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:50,043 Don't serve it to the guests 142 00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:51,913 Is this the only dish poisoned? 143 00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:54,484 Don't just stand by and wait for death 144 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:00,115 What now? 145 00:11:12,805 --> 00:11:13,737 Please help yourselves, everybody 146 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:15,631 How can we eat like that? 147 00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:18,333 It's wiped off now 148 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,739 Go and change at once 149 00:11:19,912 --> 00:11:21,072 YES SlR 150 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,643 You may get killed eating it 151 00:11:25,818 --> 00:11:26,750 Try 152 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:29,851 Are you the host's family? Take it 153 00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:32,056 Yours, yours... 154 00:11:36,162 --> 00:11:38,596 Hey, come here. Let's discuss it 155 00:11:38,764 --> 00:11:41,164 I can't sneeze anymore. Let's take turns 156 00:11:41,333 --> 00:11:41,890 What happened? 157 00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:44,502 Cousin is using poison Poison? 158 00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:47,503 Why stand there? Bring the dishes 159 00:11:47,773 --> 00:11:49,331 Okay, right away 160 00:11:49,575 --> 00:11:50,769 Bad, mixed up 161 00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:51,807 Which dish? 162 00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:54,043 Go now 163 00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:57,746 Watch out. Which one's poisoned? 164 00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:00,345 Be careful Be careful 165 00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:04,383 Please help yourselves, everybody 166 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:06,283 Cheers, cheers 167 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:07,653 Watch out for flies 168 00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:20,704 I won't trouble you. Yours... 169 00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:25,570 Sorry, time to serve wine 170 00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:30,178 What now? 171 00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:31,371 Fixed? 172 00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:32,517 Yes 173 00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:34,413 What are we going to do next? 174 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:35,554 The Manager's over there 175 00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:38,349 Manger... 176 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,658 What are you up to? 177 00:12:41,393 --> 00:12:44,385 We didn't do it purposely 178 00:12:45,631 --> 00:12:47,394 Mr Chiang wants you to see him, sir 179 00:12:49,535 --> 00:12:53,062 Mr Chiang, sorry, just now... 180 00:12:53,572 --> 00:12:56,666 No way. You've made me lose face 181 00:12:56,842 --> 00:12:59,675 I'll tell them to say sorry 182 00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:03,306 Jaws is ready to bite. Serve now 183 00:13:07,553 --> 00:13:09,680 Cousin Yung, I have no way out 184 00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:11,583 There are still stuffed crabs, chicken, fish 185 00:13:11,757 --> 00:13:13,748 Chow fan, red bean paste, etc. 186 00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:16,417 Outrageous 187 00:13:16,595 --> 00:13:21,589 You can never find word elsewhere 188 00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:25,631 I don't want to see people killed here 189 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:26,772 What? 190 00:13:26,939 --> 00:13:28,167 The food is poisoned 191 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:32,636 Shut up 192 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:36,771 You've spoiled the atmosphere 193 00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:39,076 Cousin, no more nonsense 194 00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:40,343 Had you not poisoned it... 195 00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:42,276 What? 196 00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:44,422 Had we not stopped them from eating 197 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:45,524 they'd have all died 198 00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:48,282 You think I wanted to poison them? 199 00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:51,020 I saw you hiding the rat poison 200 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:03,108 Cousin, there's no point in... 201 00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:05,966 Get away 202 00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:07,271 What? 203 00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:09,144 Cousin 204 00:14:12,651 --> 00:14:13,982 Cousin, don't 205 00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:17,088 I won't do anything bad because of her 206 00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:21,056 Someone's getting me off the hook 207 00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:25,319 People surely choose better things 208 00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:29,160 Good, I'll toast you both 209 00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:29,994 Cousin 210 00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:39,106 Or you prefer humiliation? 211 00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:41,745 What...what do you want? 212 00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:43,406 Cheers 213 00:14:46,752 --> 00:14:48,083 You... 214 00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:49,343 Mako 215 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,222 Nonsense 216 00:14:53,192 --> 00:14:54,352 Dial 999 217 00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:09,163 Well, it's now another day. I'll turn over 218 00:15:09,341 --> 00:15:11,536 a new leaf and forget her 219 00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:14,008 While on the subject I must do something 220 00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:15,911 Where are you going? 221 00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:18,206 Fling away anything that tramp gave cousin 222 00:15:21,887 --> 00:15:24,355 Tell him to go to bed early 223 00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:30,289 Cousin, take it easy. Don't be sad 224 00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:35,230 He won't, he's a he-man 225 00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:37,062 Look, how happy he is 226 00:15:37,736 --> 00:15:39,101 Why is the drinking so much? 227 00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:42,238 Not everyone drinks because he's heart-broken 228 00:15:42,408 --> 00:15:45,844 I drink because I'm excited 229 00:15:46,745 --> 00:15:49,407 I'm really excited Go...go now 230 00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:51,841 Go up to sleep. You must work after waking up 231 00:15:59,591 --> 00:16:01,149 Morning Morning 232 00:16:02,194 --> 00:16:03,092 Wait for me at the junction 233 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:05,423 Why? Let me help you pack 234 00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:08,259 Hush Why? 235 00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:10,296 I'll pack it myself 236 00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:12,130 I'll wait for you here 237 00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:19,604 Switch it off. Sit down 238 00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:22,338 Don't wake them up 239 00:16:23,782 --> 00:16:26,945 Only we two are going 240 00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:29,815 If they know, they'll blame me 241 00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:32,355 for putting women ahead of friendship 242 00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:35,286 Though I may do it because of you 243 00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:38,259 I won't do it openly 244 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:40,864 They'll be sad if they know 245 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:44,997 But between love and friendship 246 00:16:45,637 --> 00:16:46,831 I'd rather give up love 247 00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:50,169 I must maintain this friendship 248 00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:52,906 That's all I want to tell you now 249 00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:55,811 I can leave now 250 00:16:55,981 --> 00:16:58,472 What? You dated me for barbecue? 251 00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:01,346 What's this cue you're talking about? 252 00:17:01,653 --> 00:17:03,746 I only heard about stage cue, billiard cue 253 00:17:03,922 --> 00:17:05,617 But never barbecue! 254 00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:07,314 Are you going or not? 255 00:17:07,493 --> 00:17:09,484 This must be something dangerous 256 00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:13,163 I'm not going 257 00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:15,027 Well, don't see me anymore 258 00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:27,911 Good, all girls are gone 259 00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:33,117 I'll give her hell if she comes back 260 00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:39,784 Don't ever come back 261 00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:43,859 Oh, a man 262 00:17:44,029 --> 00:17:47,590 Of course. Take it, maniac 263 00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:52,401 What now? 264 00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:53,800 It's for you 265 00:17:55,707 --> 00:17:57,402 Tear it off if it comes from her 266 00:17:57,543 --> 00:17:59,306 So soon? Impossible 267 00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:03,905 Who is it from? 268 00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:05,372 Cousin Big 269 00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:06,381 What? 270 00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:07,610 Nothing special 271 00:18:07,786 --> 00:18:12,655 He's winding up the business there 272 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,656 and bringing his money back to HK 273 00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:17,752 Never. When I was in England, I faced 274 00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:20,391 the kitchen in the day, the pillow at night 275 00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:22,227 I made something out of sweat 276 00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:23,732 But I offended him unknowingly 277 00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:26,064 He exposed my status as an illegal immigrant 278 00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:27,865 and I was expelled by the British Govt 279 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,565 Cousin, forget it. Forget the past 280 00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:31,936 I must take vengeance 281 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,774 We're cousins there's no enmity between us 282 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,575 And he brought money to go into business 283 00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:38,681 As employees, we've to ingratiate ourselves 284 00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:41,081 We mustn't spoil this golden opportunity 285 00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:44,147 What does that mean? 286 00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:46,717 Cousin Big's coming to live with us 287 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,322 Good, good 288 00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:50,962 I'd never let him live with me 289 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,896 Come out, all of you 290 00:19:00,105 --> 00:19:01,595 What are you doing? Playing smart 291 00:19:01,773 --> 00:19:03,035 It's serious What is it 292 00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:03,934 Where'd Cousin Big sleep 293 00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:05,599 We've already leased his room to someone 294 00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:08,039 Cousin will sleep with Cousin Big 295 00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:11,205 You're headless. They're enemies 296 00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:13,715 You can't let them sleep together 297 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,478 I have an idea Yes 298 00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:19,113 That beautician has been away for one week 299 00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:22,124 Cousin Big may take her room for the time being 300 00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:23,226 What if she returns 301 00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:26,922 There won't be such a coincidence 302 00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,226 Since it's empty, let's make use of it 303 00:19:36,141 --> 00:19:37,631 Why is it so dark 304 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,208 The light's not on 305 00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:40,037 I know 306 00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:41,837 Switch it on 307 00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,646 No need to clean it, it's tidy 308 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,593 What a beautiful photo 309 00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:58,152 Stop dreaming. You may get bad dreams 310 00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:00,021 Sorry for the shabby condition 311 00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:07,632 Cousin, do we have to clean it 312 00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:10,934 How strange! She hasn't been here for long 313 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:18,140 Cousin, what a puff of chilly wind 314 00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,750 Nonsense. Fat Maid, close it 315 00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:26,415 Frankly, did you open the door 316 00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:28,155 I did it myself, I think 317 00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:33,323 Hey, the door... 318 00:20:33,498 --> 00:20:34,556 Just close it 319 00:20:36,101 --> 00:20:37,534 It has never been opened 320 00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:40,899 Where did the wind come from 321 00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:53,343 Q, where are you going 322 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:56,481 To sleep 323 00:20:57,623 --> 00:21:00,490 Sleep? Did you... 324 00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:02,193 What? 325 00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:04,956 You always said I snored loudly 326 00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:07,030 Did you come here to sleep? 327 00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:10,168 Don't deny 328 00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:14,535 Right 329 00:21:14,706 --> 00:21:15,673 Don't deny 330 00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:17,741 Yes, It's all right 331 00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:21,337 Go to sleep 332 00:21:27,419 --> 00:21:29,979 Who's coming back 333 00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:11,861 What a pretty boy. Thank God 334 00:22:15,133 --> 00:22:21,197 If I appear now, I may scare them 335 00:22:22,474 --> 00:22:24,408 Bastards, don't scare yourselves 336 00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:28,143 What happened? 337 00:22:28,313 --> 00:22:29,940 That doorbell is ringing 338 00:22:30,315 --> 00:22:31,782 When did you change it last 339 00:22:31,983 --> 00:22:32,972 A long time ago. You told me to do it 340 00:22:33,218 --> 00:22:36,051 Replace it, or I'll beat you up 341 00:22:36,822 --> 00:22:39,222 Open up 342 00:22:39,424 --> 00:22:41,324 This door is not mine Open up 343 00:22:42,327 --> 00:22:43,316 Who are you looking for 344 00:22:43,829 --> 00:22:44,818 Let me ask you first 345 00:22:44,996 --> 00:22:45,655 Who is it 346 00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:47,093 You all know her 347 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:49,432 Are you back 348 00:22:49,835 --> 00:22:51,598 I'm getting old, I even forgot my key 349 00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:55,501 It's been a long time. Do I look old? 350 00:22:56,007 --> 00:22:58,441 Show some respect for an elder 351 00:22:58,844 --> 00:23:00,971 Are you surprised by my return 352 00:23:01,146 --> 00:23:02,238 Don't you welcome my return 353 00:23:02,514 --> 00:23:03,481 No 354 00:23:03,648 --> 00:23:05,741 What? Are you throwing me out 355 00:23:05,917 --> 00:23:08,477 No, we thought you weren't coming back 356 00:23:08,653 --> 00:23:12,783 So we've reserved it for cousin... 357 00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:15,722 I've already paid you six months' advance rent 358 00:23:18,864 --> 00:23:19,523 Go now 359 00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:27,862 You've been away so long. We thought... 360 00:23:28,039 --> 00:23:32,533 Don't curse me. I'll return even if I died 361 00:23:32,878 --> 00:23:35,745 We'll pay you back the rents. Move out 362 00:23:37,048 --> 00:23:39,243 If I'm not mistaken, you must be Yung 363 00:23:39,384 --> 00:23:40,214 Yes 364 00:23:40,552 --> 00:23:42,349 Since when have you learnt this 365 00:23:42,554 --> 00:23:43,646 You never acted like this before 366 00:23:43,889 --> 00:23:46,881 What have I done wrong 367 00:23:47,225 --> 00:23:48,214 Nothing 368 00:23:48,393 --> 00:23:51,055 Yes, you often drank our wine 369 00:23:51,296 --> 00:23:55,392 Try this. Is this the Water Authority's water 370 00:23:55,567 --> 00:23:57,057 or your brothers' wine? 371 00:23:57,569 --> 00:23:59,196 Try. Don't scare her 372 00:24:02,908 --> 00:24:04,068 Tell her this is wine 373 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:05,607 No, it's water 374 00:24:06,077 --> 00:24:07,669 Are you framing her 375 00:24:07,846 --> 00:24:09,006 Framing me 376 00:24:09,681 --> 00:24:11,080 Miss Wang, only a misunderstanding 377 00:24:11,249 --> 00:24:14,480 We only hope you'll stay away for a while 378 00:24:14,653 --> 00:24:17,281 and he wants to stay here 379 00:24:17,456 --> 00:24:19,048 So we hope you'll do us a favor 380 00:24:19,324 --> 00:24:20,791 by moving out 381 00:24:21,026 --> 00:24:23,824 You must be out of your mind 382 00:24:25,764 --> 00:24:28,198 Miss Wang, you've been out for so long 383 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,033 Just stay for two more months 384 00:24:30,268 --> 00:24:34,398 No, I've just returned from down below 385 00:24:34,573 --> 00:24:35,597 Where can I sleep, if not here 386 00:24:35,774 --> 00:24:36,900 Put up with a friend for the time being 387 00:24:37,108 --> 00:24:39,576 Things are different now, I've changed work 388 00:24:39,611 --> 00:24:41,306 I'm now a beautician at a Funeral Parlor 389 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:42,674 Why have you chosen such work? 390 00:24:42,948 --> 00:24:43,937 What's wrong with the job 391 00:24:44,115 --> 00:24:45,514 Don't touch my face 392 00:24:46,952 --> 00:24:48,249 Afraid Stop that 393 00:24:48,787 --> 00:24:52,484 If I get married. I'll move out 394 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:56,928 See who's going to help us 395 00:24:59,965 --> 00:25:00,795 Me again 396 00:25:00,966 --> 00:25:02,456 What can we do 397 00:25:02,801 --> 00:25:03,597 I have an idea 398 00:25:03,768 --> 00:25:04,598 What is it 399 00:25:04,769 --> 00:25:06,168 Wait till Cousin Big is back 400 00:25:11,109 --> 00:25:12,167 Don't try to scare me 401 00:25:20,585 --> 00:25:22,917 Don't play a man to scare a ghost 402 00:25:24,756 --> 00:25:27,224 A ghost scares men, not ghosts 403 00:25:27,492 --> 00:25:29,392 Haven't you found a master to get enshrined 404 00:25:29,561 --> 00:25:33,429 A bridesmaid can't take the bride's place 405 00:25:33,632 --> 00:25:35,964 You can own the house, but not the man 406 00:25:36,167 --> 00:25:38,761 You can own the house, but not the man 407 00:25:39,137 --> 00:25:40,468 What do you want then 408 00:25:40,639 --> 00:25:41,628 What do you want 409 00:25:44,175 --> 00:25:45,142 Don't try anything foolish 410 00:25:45,343 --> 00:25:48,005 I won't. I'll find a good one 411 00:25:48,446 --> 00:25:49,572 Don't hurt me 412 00:25:49,915 --> 00:25:50,904 What about you 413 00:25:51,316 --> 00:25:52,908 I'll find someone who's dying 414 00:25:53,685 --> 00:25:56,882 I've already waited a long time 415 00:25:57,088 --> 00:26:00,854 Don't worry. You go your way, I go mine 416 00:26:01,026 --> 00:26:03,221 Any of us without a master shall return to the Temple 417 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:04,191 Where are you going 418 00:26:04,529 --> 00:26:05,553 Go in 419 00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:08,388 You'd better get out of here 420 00:26:08,633 --> 00:26:11,261 Calm down. Why fight between us 421 00:26:23,048 --> 00:26:25,573 Impossible, he said he'd return today 422 00:26:26,718 --> 00:26:29,312 Would he back out at the last minute? 423 00:26:29,554 --> 00:26:32,523 I've put all my hopes to him 424 00:26:33,058 --> 00:26:35,959 Go now. Come again tomorrow 425 00:26:42,067 --> 00:26:42,863 Go home empty-handed 426 00:26:47,739 --> 00:26:48,728 HELLO 427 00:26:50,575 --> 00:26:52,065 He's coming back at last 428 00:26:52,577 --> 00:26:54,010 Is he still angry with me 429 00:26:54,746 --> 00:26:56,407 Are you going to open or not 430 00:26:57,749 --> 00:26:58,909 Are you going to push the button 431 00:26:59,684 --> 00:27:01,777 A gentleman must right the wrongs 432 00:27:03,088 --> 00:27:04,612 A gentleman should forget an old score 433 00:27:04,923 --> 00:27:05,787 I'll open it 434 00:27:05,957 --> 00:27:06,753 I'll push the button 435 00:27:08,893 --> 00:27:10,758 Cousin Cousin 436 00:27:11,096 --> 00:27:12,085 Coming back 437 00:27:12,263 --> 00:27:13,491 Yes 438 00:27:13,732 --> 00:27:17,862 Come in, I'll help you 439 00:27:31,616 --> 00:27:32,844 Could he be up to something? 440 00:27:33,451 --> 00:27:37,785 You must be tired after over 10 hours flight 441 00:27:37,956 --> 00:27:39,446 My fatigue's gone on reaching home 442 00:27:39,624 --> 00:27:41,854 I'll bring you a towel 443 00:27:42,794 --> 00:27:44,125 No need, cousin 444 00:27:44,295 --> 00:27:47,958 I always take orders from you 445 00:27:53,138 --> 00:27:57,837 The kitchen's just like my former restaurant 446 00:27:58,009 --> 00:28:01,536 I got a drug to eliminate them all 447 00:28:02,013 --> 00:28:03,981 Get rid of them now while hot 448 00:28:06,818 --> 00:28:08,479 Cousin... 449 00:28:08,653 --> 00:28:11,918 Idiot, forget the past 450 00:28:12,057 --> 00:28:14,821 I've boiled sesame paste 451 00:28:25,670 --> 00:28:28,901 Come on, eat 452 00:28:32,177 --> 00:28:35,840 Don't worry, my hands are clean 453 00:28:36,014 --> 00:28:38,175 You'd be finished if I put some poison in it 454 00:28:38,349 --> 00:28:39,077 I know 455 00:28:39,350 --> 00:28:40,681 Cousin, are you going to eat 456 00:28:44,789 --> 00:28:46,654 Let me go in to see those glutinous rice dumplings 457 00:28:55,867 --> 00:28:58,495 I'm excited today 458 00:29:00,205 --> 00:29:01,103 Towel 459 00:29:05,543 --> 00:29:07,511 It's hot. I'll eat when it cools down 460 00:29:08,213 --> 00:29:09,976 I can eat faster then 461 00:29:10,215 --> 00:29:11,307 But not too cold 462 00:29:11,549 --> 00:29:13,540 Remember when I worked up to midnight 463 00:29:13,718 --> 00:29:16,414 I ate those cold remnants and got sick 464 00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:19,386 Forget that. I'll bring you dumplings 465 00:29:23,461 --> 00:29:27,659 I saw a doctor the next day 466 00:29:27,732 --> 00:29:30,223 and you deducted my wages 467 00:29:31,236 --> 00:29:34,228 3.6, but I'll forget it now 468 00:29:37,575 --> 00:29:38,337 In fact, I had no wages 469 00:29:38,910 --> 00:29:40,070 You've finished so soon 470 00:29:41,045 --> 00:29:43,240 Yes, it's delicious 471 00:29:43,414 --> 00:29:46,941 I know I did you an injustice No, it was only my fault 472 00:29:47,118 --> 00:29:48,142 Eat 473 00:29:49,654 --> 00:29:51,451 I'm used to eating remnants 474 00:30:04,402 --> 00:30:07,064 Cousin, they look delicious 475 00:30:07,505 --> 00:30:08,335 Bring more 476 00:30:08,606 --> 00:30:09,368 Okay 477 00:30:29,794 --> 00:30:31,921 One must play safe 478 00:30:46,978 --> 00:30:47,842 What? 479 00:30:47,979 --> 00:30:49,970 I chipped the chopping board 480 00:30:57,555 --> 00:31:00,183 You've a jolly good appetite 481 00:31:01,226 --> 00:31:02,284 They're delicious 482 00:31:02,660 --> 00:31:03,649 Want any more 483 00:31:03,828 --> 00:31:04,817 No, no 484 00:31:04,996 --> 00:31:08,488 Sit over there. There's a long sofa 485 00:31:08,666 --> 00:31:11,464 Okay Come on, come here 486 00:31:15,006 --> 00:31:15,700 What are you doing 487 00:31:16,341 --> 00:31:18,775 It's sweltering. Let in the air 488 00:31:26,851 --> 00:31:29,251 Cousin, sit over there 489 00:32:01,052 --> 00:32:01,950 What is it 490 00:32:02,387 --> 00:32:05,379 They're still not coming back 491 00:32:05,556 --> 00:32:07,217 They won't return so early 492 00:32:08,793 --> 00:32:12,559 There may be power failure. Take care 493 00:32:21,572 --> 00:32:23,597 Help, help! 494 00:32:26,411 --> 00:32:27,400 Keep away 495 00:32:30,581 --> 00:32:32,048 What are you doing? 496 00:32:32,583 --> 00:32:34,915 I know I did you an injustice. Chop me 497 00:32:35,086 --> 00:32:39,352 What? I'd have done it in England had I wanted to 498 00:32:39,590 --> 00:32:41,353 I'm now chopping myself 499 00:32:41,526 --> 00:32:43,426 I'm chopping it open to show my intestines 500 00:32:43,594 --> 00:32:45,255 Don't! Don't! 501 00:32:45,430 --> 00:32:48,422 I'll let you chop me. You hate my guts 502 00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:51,193 Come on 503 00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:54,897 Chop my neck, chop my neck 504 00:32:55,106 --> 00:32:57,438 Chop my head. Come on 505 00:32:57,608 --> 00:32:58,370 Open up 506 00:32:58,543 --> 00:33:00,101 Why such a noise? 507 00:33:00,278 --> 00:33:00,767 Try to get in 508 00:33:00,945 --> 00:33:01,912 Go in through the window 509 00:33:02,447 --> 00:33:03,675 Open up 510 00:33:03,948 --> 00:33:04,972 Break the window 511 00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:07,082 Keep away 512 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:12,619 Help, help! 513 00:33:13,791 --> 00:33:14,780 What is it? 514 00:33:15,293 --> 00:33:17,090 What happened, Cousin Big? 515 00:33:17,462 --> 00:33:19,123 Cousin was getting out of his mind 516 00:33:19,297 --> 00:33:20,457 He's been trying to chop me 517 00:33:30,808 --> 00:33:31,832 You won't believe it 518 00:33:33,378 --> 00:33:36,905 You brought such a mess on return 519 00:33:41,152 --> 00:33:42,483 Go up 520 00:33:47,492 --> 00:33:50,256 Let's talk it over. Put it down 521 00:33:50,495 --> 00:33:52,190 What a mess after my return 522 00:33:52,330 --> 00:33:54,264 I won't be happy if I stay 523 00:33:54,999 --> 00:33:58,400 Right, we're friends, we should live together 524 00:33:58,836 --> 00:34:01,327 Let's join forces to build a brilliant future 525 00:34:01,506 --> 00:34:03,133 No problem 526 00:34:03,341 --> 00:34:06,037 Let's share prosperity and adversity 527 00:34:06,177 --> 00:34:08,577 He told me to chop him 528 00:34:09,614 --> 00:34:12,947 He's often out of his mind 529 00:34:13,351 --> 00:34:15,785 You were at variance before 530 00:34:16,187 --> 00:34:18,519 but the enmity can easily be erased 531 00:34:18,689 --> 00:34:20,213 I guarantee this won't happen again 532 00:34:20,525 --> 00:34:25,189 But... Cousin said you're a good wine blender 533 00:34:25,363 --> 00:34:26,625 Blend a few glasses 534 00:34:26,798 --> 00:34:28,493 Did he really say that? Yes 535 00:34:29,534 --> 00:34:32,401 Sit here What is it 536 00:34:33,204 --> 00:34:35,263 Cousin, he also has a share in this house 537 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,237 Aren't you taking him for a relative 538 00:34:37,408 --> 00:34:39,035 Had he ever taken me for his relative 539 00:34:39,210 --> 00:34:40,871 Cousin, just to me a favor, will you 540 00:34:41,045 --> 00:34:41,875 No 541 00:34:42,046 --> 00:34:44,412 Cousin... Speak no more 542 00:34:45,216 --> 00:34:46,183 Okay 543 00:34:47,218 --> 00:34:51,052 We lost our jobs because of you 544 00:34:51,222 --> 00:34:53,213 Now he's given us a chance 545 00:34:53,391 --> 00:34:54,881 I'd rather beg than ask him a favor 546 00:34:56,060 --> 00:34:58,494 I don't want to embarrass Cousin Big. Am I right 547 00:34:58,896 --> 00:35:01,228 Yes, let the room to Cousin Big 548 00:35:09,474 --> 00:35:12,841 This is better. My pulse is boiling 549 00:35:12,977 --> 00:35:15,241 This is another man's wife 550 00:35:15,413 --> 00:35:17,278 Another man's wife 551 00:35:18,082 --> 00:35:20,277 One casual drink is okay 552 00:35:20,485 --> 00:35:24,979 Drinking it always can bring you bust 553 00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:26,988 And this 554 00:35:27,425 --> 00:35:28,255 No more 555 00:35:30,261 --> 00:35:32,661 You tried too hard! Now you're all wet 556 00:35:32,930 --> 00:35:36,127 You don't get tough with girls 557 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:38,131 or you'll get wet 558 00:35:42,106 --> 00:35:44,370 He's teaching me how to drink 559 00:35:45,610 --> 00:35:46,804 Where's cousin Lie down 560 00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:50,038 Lie down, feigning sleep 561 00:35:50,214 --> 00:35:50,942 He's fallen asleep It's okay then 562 00:35:51,115 --> 00:35:54,778 He even wanted to say sorry to you 563 00:35:54,886 --> 00:35:58,014 As I said, there's nothing between you 564 00:35:58,189 --> 00:35:59,053 He only wanted to kill you 565 00:36:00,625 --> 00:36:03,150 You're drunk; I forgive you 566 00:36:05,296 --> 00:36:06,729 It's nice you're all here 567 00:36:07,031 --> 00:36:08,862 I've just wound up the business in U.K. 568 00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:13,794 and got 476,830 out of it 569 00:36:14,038 --> 00:36:15,505 I'll remit it to HK next week 570 00:36:15,973 --> 00:36:17,065 We're rich 571 00:36:17,308 --> 00:36:19,572 Quiet, we're still planning 572 00:36:20,144 --> 00:36:22,009 As to the disposal of the capital... 573 00:36:22,547 --> 00:36:24,845 You make the decision, Cousin Big 574 00:36:25,049 --> 00:36:27,142 Let's not divide it then 575 00:36:27,285 --> 00:36:31,119 We must consult everybody 576 00:36:31,289 --> 00:36:32,984 I won't forget your share 577 00:36:33,324 --> 00:36:37,385 But if I know any of you 578 00:36:37,562 --> 00:36:40,087 is frivolous, spendthrift 579 00:36:40,264 --> 00:36:42,824 and cares not about his future 580 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:47,460 or resorts to illegal activities, I'll... 581 00:36:47,638 --> 00:36:51,074 cut off his source of income to show him 582 00:36:51,242 --> 00:36:53,369 that a family business is hard to build up 583 00:36:53,511 --> 00:36:57,106 Right, we must observe family traditions 584 00:38:35,946 --> 00:38:38,437 Who are you? Why are you here naked? 585 00:38:38,616 --> 00:38:40,675 Who are you? What is it? 586 00:38:42,787 --> 00:38:45,654 Cousin Big, why are you in the wrong room? 587 00:38:45,790 --> 00:38:46,620 In underpants 588 00:38:46,791 --> 00:38:48,156 Right Do you wear much? 589 00:38:49,794 --> 00:38:54,254 What are you doing here, lousy men? 590 00:38:54,465 --> 00:38:55,090 To sleep 591 00:38:55,132 --> 00:38:59,159 Cousin Big, you don't sleep here 592 00:39:00,304 --> 00:39:01,236 Did I enter the wrong room? 593 00:39:01,405 --> 00:39:03,805 Yes, luckily I wasn't asleep 594 00:39:03,974 --> 00:39:06,807 Impossible, I saw a picture stuck here 595 00:39:07,311 --> 00:39:09,074 You must've stuck it yourself 596 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:10,913 Sorry for the interruption 597 00:39:13,551 --> 00:39:15,678 Sorry Don't mention it 598 00:39:15,820 --> 00:39:16,582 Go back to sleep 599 00:39:17,488 --> 00:39:18,955 What's up? 600 00:39:22,159 --> 00:39:22,818 What happened 601 00:39:22,993 --> 00:39:24,187 It's okay, Go in 602 00:39:25,296 --> 00:39:27,059 Cousin Big, let me make the introduction 603 00:39:27,331 --> 00:39:28,298 No need I must... 604 00:39:29,734 --> 00:39:30,928 Sit down 605 00:39:31,168 --> 00:39:32,430 What are you doing 606 00:39:32,670 --> 00:39:34,160 Well, cousin... 607 00:39:34,338 --> 00:39:35,270 Tell him, Q 608 00:39:36,841 --> 00:39:38,331 Fat maid, tell him 609 00:39:38,509 --> 00:39:39,168 Me? 610 00:39:39,510 --> 00:39:40,499 He's my cousin 611 00:39:40,678 --> 00:39:41,303 My last name is Wu 612 00:39:41,512 --> 00:39:42,604 Let's sleep 613 00:39:42,847 --> 00:39:44,212 Please enlighten me 614 00:39:45,516 --> 00:39:47,006 Do you mean it 615 00:39:48,018 --> 00:39:51,920 Wear more to avoid catching cold 616 00:39:52,089 --> 00:39:53,681 Remember to lock the door 617 00:40:00,030 --> 00:40:00,860 Cousin 618 00:40:03,100 --> 00:40:03,930 Good night 619 00:40:05,970 --> 00:40:07,198 She said good night to me 620 00:40:07,371 --> 00:40:10,204 Go back to your room and sleep 621 00:40:10,374 --> 00:40:12,342 What? Let him take my room? 622 00:40:12,543 --> 00:40:14,340 Forget it, cousin 623 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,178 Cousin, you'd better think it over 624 00:40:18,349 --> 00:40:21,011 I'll never live with such a man 625 00:40:21,185 --> 00:40:22,379 Each of you... 626 00:40:22,553 --> 00:40:24,885 Cousin, not in bed? Sleep on my bed 627 00:40:25,656 --> 00:40:27,248 No, I'll return to the room 628 00:40:27,658 --> 00:40:30,855 Cousin, we can talk it over 629 00:40:31,028 --> 00:40:31,585 Nothing to talk about 630 00:40:34,565 --> 00:40:35,827 I'll mimic McEnroe 631 00:40:36,066 --> 00:40:37,897 Good 632 00:40:39,403 --> 00:40:40,267 Are you forcing me to move out? 633 00:40:40,504 --> 00:40:42,563 Let's frame him up as the only way out 634 00:40:43,908 --> 00:40:46,968 It's beneath me. No 635 00:40:47,912 --> 00:40:49,243 Who's hiding it? Produce it 636 00:40:49,413 --> 00:40:50,402 What have you lost? 637 00:40:50,581 --> 00:40:53,277 Why the noise? Lost money 638 00:40:53,417 --> 00:40:54,907 What have you lost? Money? 639 00:40:55,085 --> 00:40:58,851 Who could've taken away this? 640 00:40:59,023 --> 00:41:01,685 Maybe someone has borrowed it 641 00:41:01,859 --> 00:41:04,692 Borrowed? I won't take it back now 642 00:41:04,862 --> 00:41:07,456 I only want to find out who did it 643 00:41:07,631 --> 00:41:08,893 Think it over 644 00:41:09,934 --> 00:41:11,367 Ask cousin if he has seen it 645 00:41:11,602 --> 00:41:13,627 What happened? What's going on? 646 00:41:13,938 --> 00:41:15,633 Pao claimed to have lost something 647 00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:17,433 Cousin, have you taken it? 648 00:41:17,608 --> 00:41:18,939 How would he take it? 649 00:41:22,847 --> 00:41:23,939 So you've taken it 650 00:41:26,584 --> 00:41:31,146 You mean that doll? I really don't know why 651 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:36,419 You don't? You stole it from me 652 00:41:36,961 --> 00:41:38,519 I really don't know why 653 00:41:38,696 --> 00:41:40,129 I don't know why I 'm sleeping here either 654 00:41:40,297 --> 00:41:42,561 You're a thief 655 00:41:42,733 --> 00:41:44,963 Don't say that, he's our relative 656 00:41:45,135 --> 00:41:46,124 What's yours is his 657 00:41:46,303 --> 00:41:48,794 What? Can we share this? 658 00:41:48,973 --> 00:41:50,235 I won't take it back now 659 00:41:50,407 --> 00:41:51,499 You tramp 660 00:41:53,611 --> 00:41:55,476 You've cuckolded me 661 00:41:56,146 --> 00:41:58,740 Forget it. You'll only embarrass cousin 662 00:41:59,116 --> 00:42:01,550 Don't get it wrong. I didn't touch it 663 00:42:01,819 --> 00:42:04,481 Cousin, buy one for yourself 664 00:42:04,889 --> 00:42:06,288 He's very serious 665 00:42:06,457 --> 00:42:09,221 She has followed me all these years 666 00:42:09,660 --> 00:42:11,252 Tramp, I won't want you any more 667 00:42:11,662 --> 00:42:13,527 We'll contribute money to buy one for you 668 00:42:13,998 --> 00:42:15,863 It takes time to nurture feelings 669 00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:17,925 Give this to cousin 670 00:42:19,670 --> 00:42:22,867 Don't use this to get rid of me 671 00:42:23,173 --> 00:42:27,269 What a frame-up! You're taking me for a nut 672 00:42:29,113 --> 00:42:30,410 This gimmick is not bad 673 00:42:30,915 --> 00:42:32,280 Would he blame us? 674 00:42:32,483 --> 00:42:34,212 No, it's for the good of us all 675 00:42:34,385 --> 00:42:35,977 And we don't have to quarrel with Cousin Big 676 00:42:36,186 --> 00:42:37,210 What happened? 677 00:42:37,354 --> 00:42:41,347 Pao, are you vying with cousin? 678 00:42:41,525 --> 00:42:42,150 Over what? 679 00:42:43,027 --> 00:42:44,153 This doll 680 00:42:44,361 --> 00:42:46,522 Who's vying for it? I got one myself 681 00:42:46,697 --> 00:42:48,164 And it has a Birth Certificate 682 00:42:54,138 --> 00:42:55,867 Why get excited over a doll 683 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:56,699 It's okay, Cousin Big 684 00:42:56,874 --> 00:43:00,310 Cousin often leaves home for trifles 685 00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:00,934 Right 686 00:43:01,378 --> 00:43:03,869 Right, he returned from England for this 687 00:43:04,882 --> 00:43:06,213 Didn't you expel him 688 00:43:08,218 --> 00:43:09,879 What? It's a gift 689 00:43:10,054 --> 00:43:10,816 Right, a gift 690 00:43:12,056 --> 00:43:13,216 Don't you have to go to work 691 00:43:13,390 --> 00:43:14,049 No 692 00:43:14,725 --> 00:43:17,285 Good. Let's go up and change 693 00:43:18,062 --> 00:43:19,256 Pick up your girlfriend 694 00:43:21,565 --> 00:43:23,055 How's Rose now? 695 00:43:30,074 --> 00:43:31,234 Keep away 696 00:43:31,709 --> 00:43:33,006 I just want to have a look 697 00:43:34,411 --> 00:43:35,901 Do you want to see... 698 00:43:36,180 --> 00:43:39,445 Yes, to see if your glass is clean 699 00:43:40,084 --> 00:43:40,982 Serious 700 00:43:41,218 --> 00:43:43,686 Yes, I'll clean it for you if it's dirty 701 00:43:44,755 --> 00:43:48,316 You're okay, you can read my mind 702 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,155 I was going to clean it 703 00:43:52,596 --> 00:43:54,086 Good, let's wipe it together 704 00:43:54,264 --> 00:43:55,754 I'll go and get the things 705 00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,693 With cousin Big back, luck's now with us 706 00:43:58,936 --> 00:44:01,803 We're off to win his confidence 707 00:44:01,939 --> 00:44:03,600 On your own now. Meet here at 7 p.m. 708 00:44:03,741 --> 00:44:05,106 Hi, where are you going 709 00:44:05,275 --> 00:44:05,764 Something important to do 710 00:44:05,943 --> 00:44:06,932 I know where you're going 711 00:44:07,111 --> 00:44:07,736 Where 712 00:44:07,778 --> 00:44:09,109 You must be... 713 00:44:09,279 --> 00:44:11,543 Nonsense 714 00:44:12,282 --> 00:44:13,806 Be here at 7 p.m. sharp 715 00:44:14,785 --> 00:44:16,309 Something fishy. Follow him 716 00:45:04,168 --> 00:45:05,294 You're evil 717 00:45:09,339 --> 00:45:10,829 May 718 00:45:12,009 --> 00:45:13,169 What's your name, sir 719 00:45:13,510 --> 00:45:16,104 I'm Chou Hsiao Yung, she's my girlfriend May 720 00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:17,647 You're mistaken, sir 721 00:45:17,848 --> 00:45:19,748 No, it's she who gets me wrong 722 00:45:19,917 --> 00:45:21,009 I mean... 723 00:45:21,185 --> 00:45:24,712 I want her to forgive me 724 00:45:24,788 --> 00:45:26,653 Sorry, I'm not interested in your affairs 725 00:45:26,824 --> 00:45:27,848 Why stand there then 726 00:45:28,025 --> 00:45:29,515 What will you drink 727 00:45:29,793 --> 00:45:32,125 Bring me Champagne if she forgives me 728 00:45:32,362 --> 00:45:35,627 An insecticide if she won't 729 00:45:38,869 --> 00:45:40,359 Order the insecticide then 730 00:45:42,206 --> 00:45:45,505 Calm down and listen 731 00:45:46,210 --> 00:45:47,677 Well, let me listen to it 732 00:45:48,045 --> 00:45:50,878 I... Continue 733 00:45:54,384 --> 00:45:56,147 I know you can't explain 734 00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:57,787 Well... 735 00:46:00,023 --> 00:46:02,856 Forget it. I know you are not sincere 736 00:46:02,893 --> 00:46:03,723 Hi, May 737 00:46:10,734 --> 00:46:12,361 my sincere apology to May 738 00:46:17,908 --> 00:46:19,739 I'll bow once more... 739 00:46:25,249 --> 00:46:26,910 Waitress, champagne 740 00:46:39,930 --> 00:46:41,864 Her piercing look, her piercing look 741 00:46:42,132 --> 00:46:44,123 Shinning bright like the stars 742 00:46:44,601 --> 00:46:49,061 Sure enough to make one chokes 743 00:46:49,406 --> 00:46:51,931 Her piercing look, her piercing look 744 00:46:52,109 --> 00:46:54,100 Shinning bright like the stars 745 00:46:55,112 --> 00:46:58,013 Sure enough to make one chokes 746 00:46:59,650 --> 00:47:03,814 The moon will hide beyond the sky 747 00:47:30,981 --> 00:47:34,542 Could wind drifts along the moonlit alley 748 00:47:35,919 --> 00:47:38,683 The moon will hide beyond the sky 749 00:47:40,657 --> 00:47:44,320 Wandering souls riding low and high 750 00:47:45,495 --> 00:47:51,058 To pledge under the moon while the heart flutter 751 00:47:54,671 --> 00:47:56,662 Her piercing look, her piercing look 752 00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,331 Shinning bright like the stars 753 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:03,976 Sure enough to make one chokes 754 00:48:04,014 --> 00:48:06,482 Her piercing look, her piercing look 755 00:48:06,617 --> 00:48:08,676 Shinning bright like the stars 756 00:48:08,852 --> 00:48:12,652 Sure enough to make one chokes 757 00:48:14,024 --> 00:48:16,151 The moon will hide beyond the sky 758 00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,726 The moon will hide beyond the sky 759 00:48:18,862 --> 00:48:21,092 The moon will hide beyond the sky 760 00:48:59,403 --> 00:49:00,199 We're back 761 00:49:01,805 --> 00:49:02,863 Damn it 762 00:49:02,906 --> 00:49:04,567 Why are you back so easily 763 00:49:04,741 --> 00:49:05,400 Early 764 00:49:06,076 --> 00:49:07,304 A bit early 765 00:49:17,521 --> 00:49:18,545 I'll go up 766 00:49:23,427 --> 00:49:25,895 Cousin Big, come and have a drink 767 00:49:30,567 --> 00:49:31,431 Hi, throw the dart 768 00:49:31,501 --> 00:49:33,935 Okay. Cousin, you throw first 769 00:49:35,772 --> 00:49:37,205 Find some work to do 770 00:49:39,309 --> 00:49:41,277 Throw, but be careful 771 00:49:41,445 --> 00:49:43,106 I am. Let's have a game 772 00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:44,110 Throwing darts? 773 00:49:45,115 --> 00:49:47,549 Come on, let me try 774 00:49:48,752 --> 00:49:49,377 Okay 775 00:49:49,619 --> 00:49:50,449 We do it for gambling Right 776 00:49:50,620 --> 00:49:54,181 No problem. What's the stake? 777 00:49:56,460 --> 00:49:57,893 We were only joking 778 00:49:58,128 --> 00:49:59,117 Who's going to gamble I am 779 00:50:00,130 --> 00:50:02,724 Take when you win, but don't pay when you lose 780 00:50:04,468 --> 00:50:06,129 What's the stake Name it 781 00:50:08,472 --> 00:50:11,032 Hi, are you Yung? This is Auntie 782 00:50:11,141 --> 00:50:12,233 Auntie's coming 783 00:50:12,376 --> 00:50:14,674 No, it's long distance call from London 784 00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:15,368 What is it 785 00:50:15,645 --> 00:50:17,135 Have you got that cable 786 00:50:17,314 --> 00:50:19,441 Yes, Cousin Big's already here 787 00:50:19,616 --> 00:50:23,416 Returned? He's departed for nearly a week 788 00:50:23,587 --> 00:50:26,613 and you don't even care to call. You're heartless 789 00:50:26,790 --> 00:50:28,553 What do you mean, Auntie? 790 00:50:28,725 --> 00:50:31,193 You Cousin Big fell into the Thames 791 00:50:31,361 --> 00:50:32,225 What 792 00:50:32,829 --> 00:50:36,993 He's dead but his body's missing at the morgue 793 00:50:39,002 --> 00:50:42,199 Yung, are you listening 794 00:50:45,509 --> 00:50:46,669 I'll win for sure 795 00:50:49,012 --> 00:50:49,979 What happened 796 00:50:50,180 --> 00:50:50,976 What are you doing 797 00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:52,849 Never mind 798 00:50:52,949 --> 00:50:53,847 What a maniac! 799 00:50:54,017 --> 00:50:55,382 Why are you screaming 800 00:50:55,519 --> 00:50:56,508 Cousin Big, your turn 801 00:50:56,653 --> 00:50:57,517 There should be one more 802 00:50:59,689 --> 00:51:01,418 Where's is it? Why one short? 803 00:51:02,192 --> 00:51:02,851 You flung just now 804 00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:05,624 There were 3. Why is one missing? 805 00:51:05,796 --> 00:51:06,854 Look over there 806 00:51:07,030 --> 00:51:08,019 Let me see 807 00:51:09,199 --> 00:51:10,188 Why are you holding a dart 808 00:51:10,367 --> 00:51:13,029 I'll look around. Don't tease me 809 00:51:13,203 --> 00:51:15,194 I'll twist your head. Show me 810 00:51:17,774 --> 00:51:20,106 It's with you. Let's continue 811 00:51:26,683 --> 00:51:30,983 Outside the window, the sea reaches to the sky 812 00:51:34,057 --> 00:51:36,287 Inside the room, love conquers like the sea 813 00:51:38,562 --> 00:51:44,000 The one I love has the drinker's looks 814 00:51:44,167 --> 00:51:46,567 Cousin Big, can I join you? Would you listen 815 00:51:46,736 --> 00:51:47,498 Yes 816 00:51:48,004 --> 00:51:49,164 Q, go home 817 00:51:49,339 --> 00:51:53,503 You're drunk with sweet wine 818 00:51:54,744 --> 00:52:02,549 Your fascinating looks make me drunk too 819 00:52:04,087 --> 00:52:14,156 Love is deeper than wine 820 00:52:15,599 --> 00:52:17,590 My devotion is sweeter than wine 821 00:52:19,436 --> 00:52:20,562 Cousin Big, I give up 822 00:52:23,106 --> 00:52:25,768 Why don't you care for me 823 00:52:26,176 --> 00:52:39,146 I love you, and I do 824 00:52:40,357 --> 00:52:51,200 whether you love me or not 825 00:52:58,008 --> 00:52:58,975 Are you drunk 826 00:52:59,142 --> 00:53:00,575 No, I'm sleeping 827 00:53:07,450 --> 00:53:08,109 I give up 828 00:53:08,285 --> 00:53:09,115 Because you've lost 829 00:53:09,319 --> 00:53:09,785 I'm going to the toilet 830 00:53:09,953 --> 00:53:10,715 How come? 831 00:53:14,324 --> 00:53:15,222 What are you 832 00:53:17,093 --> 00:53:18,082 Well, come in 833 00:53:20,830 --> 00:53:21,956 Why are you closing the door 834 00:53:22,432 --> 00:53:26,596 Come in. I got a call from Auntie 835 00:53:26,870 --> 00:53:29,771 saying cousin died in England 836 00:53:34,511 --> 00:53:35,739 I didn't believe it 837 00:53:35,912 --> 00:53:38,005 but when I helped remove that dart 838 00:53:38,181 --> 00:53:38,875 which sank into his head 839 00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:41,574 I saw his blood was green 840 00:53:41,785 --> 00:53:44,481 So you think he's a ghost 841 00:53:46,089 --> 00:53:49,684 Cousin, you must relax with your girlfriend 842 00:53:49,859 --> 00:53:51,554 You're making a bad joke 843 00:53:54,698 --> 00:53:56,689 You don't believe me 844 00:53:57,367 --> 00:53:58,891 Do you believe me And you 845 00:53:59,269 --> 00:54:00,327 Of course, we don't 846 00:54:00,537 --> 00:54:03,199 How can I make you believe me 847 00:54:13,717 --> 00:54:15,014 Cousin Big, what are you doing 848 00:54:15,885 --> 00:54:19,082 So it's you! What are you doing 849 00:54:19,489 --> 00:54:20,717 I'm here to see you 850 00:54:21,858 --> 00:54:23,519 No, to see if you're in bed 851 00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:25,721 I am not. I'm ironing 852 00:54:29,733 --> 00:54:32,668 Cousin Big, iron it outside. Let me help you 853 00:54:32,836 --> 00:54:33,598 No need 854 00:54:33,737 --> 00:54:34,726 Let me 855 00:54:36,406 --> 00:54:38,397 Cousin Big, the weather in HK is humid 856 00:54:38,575 --> 00:54:40,338 Let me iron the clothes in your wardrobe 857 00:54:40,477 --> 00:54:41,842 No need, I'll do it 858 00:54:52,389 --> 00:54:53,151 What's it 859 00:54:53,523 --> 00:54:55,354 He...You... 860 00:55:00,430 --> 00:55:03,399 What's wrong? It's burnt 861 00:55:03,533 --> 00:55:05,694 It's an expensive dress 862 00:55:08,538 --> 00:55:09,903 What? Backbiting me 863 00:55:11,441 --> 00:55:12,237 What's this 864 00:55:13,443 --> 00:55:14,307 Dried beef 865 00:55:14,477 --> 00:55:14,909 Yes 866 00:55:15,445 --> 00:55:16,309 Eat 867 00:55:16,946 --> 00:55:19,039 Cousin Big, I'll pay you back for it 868 00:55:19,215 --> 00:55:19,977 No need 869 00:55:20,617 --> 00:55:21,948 Do you believe it Yes 870 00:55:23,420 --> 00:55:26,412 Cousin Big, it's shining 871 00:55:26,956 --> 00:55:28,321 You're okay 872 00:55:29,926 --> 00:55:31,052 Go... 873 00:55:31,795 --> 00:55:32,989 Don't go 874 00:55:33,563 --> 00:55:36,123 I don't feel at ease tonight 875 00:55:36,299 --> 00:55:39,462 No much illusion, I can't hold on 876 00:55:39,636 --> 00:55:41,228 You'd better find someone to accompany me 877 00:55:41,471 --> 00:55:42,529 No 878 00:55:42,706 --> 00:55:44,469 Won't you do me this favor 879 00:55:44,708 --> 00:55:47,871 If I did something bad to my ancestors 880 00:55:48,178 --> 00:55:50,646 you'd look down on me even if she forgives me 881 00:55:50,914 --> 00:55:53,576 No, sex is nature 882 00:55:54,217 --> 00:55:55,479 Right, right 883 00:55:55,819 --> 00:55:58,310 Idiot, you draw lots 884 00:56:00,323 --> 00:56:01,654 Cousin Big, calm down 885 00:56:01,825 --> 00:56:03,053 It's my pleasure to sleep with you 886 00:56:03,226 --> 00:56:05,251 You used to induce me to sleep 887 00:56:05,428 --> 00:56:07,293 I'll accompany Cousin Big 888 00:56:08,631 --> 00:56:09,825 Q, don't do that 889 00:56:09,999 --> 00:56:10,693 Is that any of your business 890 00:56:10,900 --> 00:56:13,460 So I have someone who cares 891 00:56:14,170 --> 00:56:15,603 Go out... 892 00:56:15,839 --> 00:56:16,931 Let's go together 893 00:56:17,707 --> 00:56:19,038 Cousin Big, I'll unfold the bed for you 894 00:56:21,244 --> 00:56:24,145 Boss, the customers are urging. Hurry up 895 00:56:27,851 --> 00:56:28,681 What 896 00:56:28,852 --> 00:56:30,683 Buddy, speak of it no more 897 00:56:30,854 --> 00:56:32,082 Okay, okay 898 00:56:32,622 --> 00:56:33,816 We didn't know it until 899 00:56:34,357 --> 00:56:37,292 we got a call from Auntie saying 900 00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:39,351 Cousin Big had died for nearly a week 901 00:56:39,529 --> 00:56:42,327 He felt no pain even though' we ironed him 902 00:56:42,532 --> 00:56:44,261 He felt nothing with a dart stabbed on his head 903 00:56:44,534 --> 00:56:48,334 They call this an aggrieved ghost 904 00:56:48,538 --> 00:56:49,061 Aggrieved ghost 905 00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:51,707 Brother, do us a favor 906 00:56:51,875 --> 00:56:53,365 Some customers are getting impatient 907 00:56:53,643 --> 00:56:54,871 Tell him to go somewhere else 908 00:56:55,044 --> 00:56:57,171 Hurry up! Stop talking 909 00:56:57,313 --> 00:57:00,282 When a man dies, his soul leaves his body 910 00:57:00,417 --> 00:57:03,045 and it decays, leaving only a skeleton 911 00:57:03,219 --> 00:57:05,881 Put sugar or vinegar first 912 00:57:06,055 --> 00:57:07,716 Put them at the same time 913 00:57:07,891 --> 00:57:08,789 That's just like Cousin Big 914 00:57:09,559 --> 00:57:11,026 He doesn't decay after death 915 00:57:11,194 --> 00:57:13,719 His soul was incomplete due to over scare 916 00:57:13,897 --> 00:57:16,024 When it calmed down it didn't know what happened 917 00:57:16,166 --> 00:57:17,724 He didn't know he was dead then 918 00:57:17,901 --> 00:57:18,526 Right 919 00:57:18,701 --> 00:57:20,965 He didn't seem to know he's dead 920 00:57:21,137 --> 00:57:22,536 Should we or shouldn't we tell him 921 00:57:22,705 --> 00:57:24,468 We should've done that on the night of the 2nd 7-day period 922 00:57:24,641 --> 00:57:27,439 or he may never reincarnate 923 00:57:27,577 --> 00:57:31,138 We must keep it a secret from him 924 00:57:31,314 --> 00:57:35,683 to give him a chance to reincarnate 925 00:57:35,852 --> 00:57:36,546 What about the $7 million remittance 926 00:57:36,719 --> 00:57:38,778 Which is more important The money or Cousin Big 927 00:57:38,922 --> 00:57:39,752 Cousin Big of course 928 00:57:39,923 --> 00:57:41,584 So you still have a heart 929 00:57:41,758 --> 00:57:43,521 Come to me if anything goes wrong 930 00:57:43,693 --> 00:57:45,752 Here's one month's wage. Take it 931 00:57:45,929 --> 00:57:47,521 Are you firing me 932 00:57:47,697 --> 00:57:50,928 No, this is your one month's bonus 933 00:57:51,100 --> 00:57:53,432 Please do your best to preserve my stall 934 00:57:53,603 --> 00:57:55,867 That sounds human. I'll start 935 00:57:56,105 --> 00:58:00,439 Cousin, we'll follow you for a living 936 00:58:07,750 --> 00:58:12,778 I, I want... I want your... 937 00:58:13,957 --> 00:58:17,950 I want your... I want your love 938 00:58:24,767 --> 00:58:28,931 Cousin, I'm at the entrance 939 00:58:49,726 --> 00:58:50,715 Don't 940 00:58:51,461 --> 00:58:54,430 I told you to watch me 941 00:58:54,597 --> 00:58:56,087 I fell from bed onto the floor 942 00:58:56,266 --> 00:58:58,131 I nearly fell into another room 943 00:58:59,903 --> 00:59:01,734 But you didn't wake up 944 00:59:04,340 --> 00:59:05,534 Fire! 945 00:59:05,575 --> 00:59:08,009 Where's the fire? Here 946 00:59:08,111 --> 00:59:08,941 What now 947 00:59:09,112 --> 00:59:10,170 Put it out 948 00:59:12,682 --> 00:59:13,706 Put it out 949 00:59:16,419 --> 00:59:17,909 It's put out, it's all right 950 00:59:18,021 --> 00:59:18,680 Cousin 951 00:59:19,022 --> 00:59:20,353 Fire again 952 00:59:20,823 --> 00:59:22,484 Cousin Big, what now 953 00:59:23,359 --> 00:59:24,189 What now 954 00:59:25,395 --> 00:59:27,829 Cousin, come out. I'm waiting 955 00:59:32,802 --> 00:59:34,292 Cousin Big, don't be impulsive 956 00:59:40,043 --> 00:59:40,907 Go away 957 00:59:43,813 --> 00:59:45,212 Your hand's stuck 958 00:59:47,951 --> 00:59:50,112 Cousin Big I must go 959 00:59:50,820 --> 00:59:53,812 Cousin Big, I must sacrifice myself 960 01:00:03,066 --> 01:00:05,728 You're great, you've cooled my desire 961 01:00:05,969 --> 01:00:08,028 It's okay. Go to bed 962 01:00:10,740 --> 01:00:11,764 It's okay now 963 01:00:14,077 --> 01:00:16,375 Remove all earth gods first 964 01:00:17,580 --> 01:00:18,569 Remove the 8-diagram mirror 965 01:00:20,083 --> 01:00:21,311 Hide the face of the goddess 966 01:00:22,952 --> 01:00:24,920 Put aside all garlic and onion 967 01:00:27,090 --> 01:00:27,988 Wait 968 01:00:28,591 --> 01:00:29,717 Let me search 969 01:00:36,599 --> 01:00:37,793 You're wearing a cross 970 01:00:37,967 --> 01:00:39,628 Don't scare the spirit out of him 971 01:00:39,836 --> 01:00:41,030 I'd better put it into my pocket 972 01:00:41,437 --> 01:00:42,426 What 973 01:00:42,605 --> 01:00:43,435 A cross chain 974 01:00:43,606 --> 01:00:46,234 Remember not to mention the cross 975 01:00:50,113 --> 01:00:52,047 Bad What 976 01:00:52,482 --> 01:00:55,007 Some more crosses? Put into my pocket 977 01:00:55,118 --> 01:00:57,211 No, Mary's in my room 978 01:00:57,787 --> 01:00:58,776 Your girlfriend 979 01:00:58,955 --> 01:01:00,422 No, Marry the Holy Mother's picture 980 01:01:01,391 --> 01:01:02,483 Bad 981 01:01:03,126 --> 01:01:03,785 It's serious 982 01:01:09,465 --> 01:01:10,397 What's it, Cousin Big 983 01:01:11,968 --> 01:01:13,663 I can't see myself 984 01:01:13,803 --> 01:01:14,792 Right 985 01:01:15,138 --> 01:01:16,230 Let me see 986 01:01:20,443 --> 01:01:21,239 What's it 987 01:01:23,312 --> 01:01:26,475 Bad, even I can't see myself 988 01:01:26,649 --> 01:01:27,274 Right 989 01:01:28,618 --> 01:01:30,245 Why 990 01:01:30,319 --> 01:01:31,308 Could we all be ghosts? 991 01:01:31,487 --> 01:01:32,419 Nonsense 992 01:01:33,356 --> 01:01:36,154 It's not so simple. Let's find out 993 01:01:38,428 --> 01:01:40,089 We must find out the truth 994 01:01:40,263 --> 01:01:42,128 Let's go back and see 995 01:01:44,367 --> 01:01:45,664 Why is the mirror missing 996 01:01:46,335 --> 01:01:47,597 There's no mirror here 997 01:01:50,807 --> 01:01:53,332 I removed it yesterday 998 01:01:54,077 --> 01:01:56,841 Bastard, that's no fun at all 999 01:01:57,680 --> 01:01:58,442 Watch out 1000 01:02:03,019 --> 01:02:04,179 I feel something fishy 1001 01:02:05,788 --> 01:02:08,348 Recently I've been feeling dizzy 1002 01:02:08,524 --> 01:02:10,924 chilly and light like a feather 1003 01:02:11,194 --> 01:02:12,923 I've been back for a few days 1004 01:02:13,362 --> 01:02:15,922 but I never feel hungry or thirsty 1005 01:02:16,332 --> 01:02:17,492 It seems something's wrong indeed 1006 01:02:17,867 --> 01:02:18,834 I think so too 1007 01:02:19,035 --> 01:02:20,093 Could you be unwell 1008 01:02:20,269 --> 01:02:22,203 I think so too 1009 01:02:22,438 --> 01:02:23,530 You must see a doctor, Cousin Big 1010 01:02:23,706 --> 01:02:25,765 See a doctor now before it's too late 1011 01:02:28,010 --> 01:02:29,910 Right, let me take you there 1012 01:02:34,217 --> 01:02:36,048 The lift was out of order. I'm breathless 1013 01:02:36,219 --> 01:02:36,878 Miss 1014 01:02:38,888 --> 01:02:40,378 Who's seeing the doctor? Line up 1015 01:02:40,656 --> 01:02:41,714 It's me, miss 1016 01:02:42,325 --> 01:02:43,417 Register then 1017 01:02:44,393 --> 01:02:46,861 Keep him company. I'll go andamp; register 1018 01:02:50,233 --> 01:02:50,892 Miss 1019 01:02:53,503 --> 01:02:54,629 I can't stand the smell of medicine 1020 01:02:55,071 --> 01:02:58,632 You didn't say that last time 1021 01:02:58,775 --> 01:03:00,868 It was different, I was ill 1022 01:03:03,913 --> 01:03:04,504 Fixed 1023 01:03:05,248 --> 01:03:07,682 Yes, those nurses are obliging 1024 01:03:12,255 --> 01:03:14,951 Great. Cousin Yung's okay 1025 01:03:17,927 --> 01:03:19,861 Beautiful So-so 1026 01:03:23,933 --> 01:03:27,664 Mr Chou, take your cousin's temperature 1027 01:03:28,104 --> 01:03:29,332 Take it yourself 1028 01:03:33,075 --> 01:03:34,565 Mr Wu, open your mouth, please 1029 01:03:44,287 --> 01:03:46,118 He has no body temperature 1030 01:03:46,289 --> 01:03:47,756 Am I to do it for him 1031 01:03:52,461 --> 01:03:53,257 I have an idea 1032 01:04:02,638 --> 01:04:03,570 Is it finished 1033 01:04:03,706 --> 01:04:04,536 Not so soon 1034 01:04:07,610 --> 01:04:09,237 Chang Ll-ling, please come in 1035 01:04:14,817 --> 01:04:18,048 Damn, I took the wrong thermometer 1036 01:04:18,221 --> 01:04:19,313 How's it, miss 1037 01:04:21,224 --> 01:04:23,419 A little fever. Go and see the doctor 1038 01:04:26,495 --> 01:04:27,484 What now 1039 01:04:27,663 --> 01:04:28,322 Go in with him 1040 01:04:29,999 --> 01:04:31,125 What's your trouble 1041 01:04:32,735 --> 01:04:33,702 What's your trouble 1042 01:04:33,870 --> 01:04:36,168 Aren't you the doctor 1043 01:04:36,772 --> 01:04:39,297 If he knew, he wouldn't have come 1044 01:04:39,842 --> 01:04:43,141 You doctors are all like that 1045 01:04:43,346 --> 01:04:45,712 If you can't find out you say something to scare 1046 01:04:45,882 --> 01:04:46,405 Either he has no pulse 1047 01:04:46,582 --> 01:04:48,015 or he has no body temperature 1048 01:04:48,184 --> 01:04:49,708 Sometimes you might say he has no breath 1049 01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:51,786 Are you consulting me or he is 1050 01:04:51,888 --> 01:04:52,354 He is 1051 01:04:54,657 --> 01:04:55,681 Let me check 1052 01:04:56,092 --> 01:04:57,081 Pull up the sleeve 1053 01:05:01,364 --> 01:05:02,558 He has no heartbeat 1054 01:05:02,698 --> 01:05:03,323 Is that right 1055 01:05:06,535 --> 01:05:07,797 He has no body temperature 1056 01:05:08,704 --> 01:05:09,568 Is that right 1057 01:05:11,274 --> 01:05:12,172 And he has no breath 1058 01:05:15,044 --> 01:05:16,773 How's it, doctor? Is he all right? 1059 01:05:17,647 --> 01:05:19,376 Yes, perfectly all right 1060 01:05:19,548 --> 01:05:21,379 Thank you. Let's go 1061 01:05:23,686 --> 01:05:25,881 I knew you're all right 1062 01:05:26,022 --> 01:05:27,751 There's no point in seeing doctor 1063 01:05:28,758 --> 01:05:29,782 Thank you, doctor 1064 01:05:31,794 --> 01:05:32,920 How strange 1065 01:05:38,567 --> 01:05:39,158 Come back 1066 01:05:40,403 --> 01:05:41,233 What's the matter 1067 01:05:42,071 --> 01:05:43,663 My head got twisted after I woke up 1068 01:05:43,839 --> 01:05:45,397 It can hardly move 1069 01:05:45,541 --> 01:05:48,135 It's common with sleepers 1070 01:05:48,311 --> 01:05:49,403 Let me twist it back for you 1071 01:05:52,081 --> 01:05:52,945 Sit here 1072 01:05:54,083 --> 01:05:55,243 Sit still 1073 01:05:56,419 --> 01:05:57,579 I haven't done it yet 1074 01:06:01,090 --> 01:06:02,421 I'm trying to reduce his pain 1075 01:06:04,427 --> 01:06:05,553 It really doesn't hurt 1076 01:06:05,928 --> 01:06:08,556 Good, have a good night's sleep 1077 01:06:08,698 --> 01:06:09,790 and you'll be all right tomorrow 1078 01:06:09,932 --> 01:06:11,991 Cousin Big, you don't need my company tonight 1079 01:06:12,168 --> 01:06:13,260 Do you resent doing it 1080 01:06:13,436 --> 01:06:16,769 No, if you go on, you may not stand it 1081 01:06:16,939 --> 01:06:20,841 This is not the right remedy 1082 01:06:20,943 --> 01:06:23,434 I know, I've thought it over 1083 01:06:23,612 --> 01:06:24,442 What 1084 01:06:25,081 --> 01:06:29,745 I've fallen in love with Rose 1085 01:06:29,952 --> 01:06:31,977 Rose? Who's Rose 1086 01:06:32,154 --> 01:06:35,453 Since he returned he's seen only the nurses 1087 01:06:35,624 --> 01:06:36,818 and Miss Wang upstairs 1088 01:06:36,959 --> 01:06:38,950 A kind-natured man like him 1089 01:06:39,128 --> 01:06:40,891 won't love a cold-blooded nurse 1090 01:06:41,797 --> 01:06:44,425 I've decided to marry her 1091 01:06:44,633 --> 01:06:46,260 and start a new life together 1092 01:06:46,635 --> 01:06:48,865 I knew he'd be mine 1093 01:06:49,472 --> 01:06:52,305 Now I can use it after so long 1094 01:06:52,808 --> 01:06:55,800 Aren't you happy for me 1095 01:06:56,479 --> 01:06:57,468 Yes 1096 01:06:57,646 --> 01:06:59,477 Cousin Big, when will be the wedding 1097 01:06:59,648 --> 01:07:01,479 The sooner the better 1098 01:07:01,650 --> 01:07:04,050 or I may not control myself 1099 01:07:07,490 --> 01:07:08,479 He sounds serious 1100 01:07:08,657 --> 01:07:09,817 But he's a ghost 1101 01:07:09,992 --> 01:07:11,482 What are you doing? You're sneaky 1102 01:07:11,660 --> 01:07:13,992 I'll take a bath and go to bed 1103 01:07:15,831 --> 01:07:16,798 Q, he... 1104 01:07:17,166 --> 01:07:18,497 From the humanistic standpoint 1105 01:07:18,667 --> 01:07:20,658 we must stop that 1106 01:07:21,137 --> 01:07:23,662 It's cruel to tell her that 1107 01:07:24,740 --> 01:07:27,300 Cousin Yung, you're best for the job 1108 01:07:27,476 --> 01:07:28,170 Me 1109 01:07:34,016 --> 01:07:34,846 What are you doing here 1110 01:07:35,184 --> 01:07:40,451 You've fixed it. What about me 1111 01:07:44,193 --> 01:07:45,285 How do I know 1112 01:07:45,461 --> 01:07:48,225 Am I to accompany you all my life 1113 01:07:49,532 --> 01:07:50,931 and you back out 1114 01:07:51,534 --> 01:07:54,526 Miss, when have I done that 1115 01:07:55,204 --> 01:07:58,298 I planned it all by myself 1116 01:07:59,375 --> 01:08:00,740 I can plan something too 1117 01:08:01,043 --> 01:08:04,012 But don't be in my way 1118 01:08:04,447 --> 01:08:07,780 Miss WangOpen up. I've something important to talk to you 1119 01:08:08,384 --> 01:08:09,248 Go away 1120 01:08:09,385 --> 01:08:09,612 Miss Wang 1121 01:08:09,785 --> 01:08:12,720 Give me your word Okay 1122 01:08:12,888 --> 01:08:13,980 Go now 1123 01:08:14,056 --> 01:08:16,718 Miss Wang, please open up 1124 01:08:21,564 --> 01:08:23,759 I've something important to talk to you 1125 01:08:25,968 --> 01:08:28,459 I know 1126 01:08:28,571 --> 01:08:29,230 You do 1127 01:08:29,972 --> 01:08:31,735 You mean Cousin Big... 1128 01:08:32,341 --> 01:08:35,105 Right, it's about him 1129 01:08:35,244 --> 01:08:37,235 Be mentally prepared before I tell you 1130 01:08:38,180 --> 01:08:43,516 I already have everything ready 1131 01:08:43,686 --> 01:08:46,587 Cousin Big is not an ordinary man 1132 01:08:46,889 --> 01:08:48,413 He's an extraordinary man 1133 01:08:48,591 --> 01:08:51,355 I don't think it's true 1134 01:08:51,527 --> 01:08:55,122 but I must believe he's a ghost 1135 01:08:56,365 --> 01:08:58,026 Must be a ghost, if not a man 1136 01:08:58,334 --> 01:09:00,302 Listen, he's a male ghost 1137 01:09:00,603 --> 01:09:04,596 Of course 1138 01:09:04,707 --> 01:09:08,473 Listen, he was drowned in the Hames last week 1139 01:09:08,611 --> 01:09:09,771 Are you serious 1140 01:09:10,513 --> 01:09:12,538 Of course. If you marry him 1141 01:09:12,681 --> 01:09:14,273 he'll scare you to death 1142 01:09:14,517 --> 01:09:15,950 Never 1143 01:09:16,886 --> 01:09:19,787 He walks like a feather 1144 01:09:20,623 --> 01:09:22,022 Just like you 1145 01:09:22,958 --> 01:09:24,357 I hear that those ghosts can 1146 01:09:24,627 --> 01:09:26,117 This way 1147 01:09:26,262 --> 01:09:29,459 Right, be serious, Put it on 1148 01:09:30,933 --> 01:09:31,957 Like me 1149 01:09:32,134 --> 01:09:33,101 Right 1150 01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:39,974 Help! Help 1151 01:09:43,512 --> 01:09:45,946 Miss, don't go in. Ghost 1152 01:09:47,316 --> 01:09:48,180 Come in at once 1153 01:09:49,652 --> 01:09:50,778 Bad, bad 1154 01:09:56,659 --> 01:09:57,626 Help 1155 01:09:59,662 --> 01:10:00,492 What's it 1156 01:10:01,330 --> 01:10:01,989 Help 1157 01:10:02,298 --> 01:10:03,959 What happened 1158 01:10:03,999 --> 01:10:07,491 A... What 1159 01:10:10,573 --> 01:10:12,905 Go now Why 1160 01:10:14,176 --> 01:10:17,634 A ghost Ghost? Where? Where 1161 01:10:28,357 --> 01:10:29,016 Come in quick 1162 01:10:34,363 --> 01:10:35,455 Cousin Big, what happened 1163 01:10:35,598 --> 01:10:36,360 I don't know 1164 01:10:36,532 --> 01:10:37,692 Why is it so noisy 1165 01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:39,631 They've all gone down 1166 01:10:39,702 --> 01:10:40,760 Have they? Let me go and see 1167 01:10:40,936 --> 01:10:42,198 You have no pants on 1168 01:10:42,371 --> 01:10:43,497 What are you up to 1169 01:10:44,139 --> 01:10:45,504 You may scare them to death 1170 01:10:46,008 --> 01:10:47,373 I wanted to 1171 01:10:47,710 --> 01:10:51,976 So I can get someone for company like you did 1172 01:10:52,281 --> 01:10:53,213 I'm different 1173 01:10:53,382 --> 01:10:55,179 Mine is already at death's door 1174 01:10:55,718 --> 01:10:57,618 That's easy 1175 01:10:59,221 --> 01:11:00,711 Don't be tough 1176 01:11:01,724 --> 01:11:04,693 I can't wait any longer. After the 14th 1177 01:11:04,793 --> 01:11:06,727 I'll be a lonely ghost forever 1178 01:11:06,895 --> 01:11:08,658 You won't want me to go unremembered 1179 01:11:08,831 --> 01:11:11,231 You think he'll love you 1180 01:11:12,234 --> 01:11:14,225 I'll make him fall in love at 1st sight 1181 01:11:27,016 --> 01:11:27,744 Miss Wang, let me do it 1182 01:11:33,422 --> 01:11:34,081 Come on 1183 01:11:39,895 --> 01:11:42,523 Miss, miss I'm passing out 1184 01:11:44,166 --> 01:11:45,997 Cousin Big, lend a hand 1185 01:11:48,771 --> 01:11:49,999 Lend a hand 1186 01:11:50,272 --> 01:11:51,261 What is it 1187 01:11:52,441 --> 01:11:53,703 Q, what are you doing 1188 01:11:54,043 --> 01:11:55,271 I've done nothing 1189 01:11:55,444 --> 01:11:56,968 I opened the door and she fell inside 1190 01:11:57,446 --> 01:11:59,073 How come 1191 01:12:05,287 --> 01:12:07,755 Help her to the sofa 1192 01:12:22,805 --> 01:12:24,067 Bring balm at once 1193 01:12:33,716 --> 01:12:36,048 I'll call an ambulance She seems to have been raped 1194 01:12:36,185 --> 01:12:37,652 She's used to it 1195 01:12:37,986 --> 01:12:38,975 What did you say 1196 01:12:40,289 --> 01:12:41,415 She's my cousin 1197 01:12:47,496 --> 01:12:48,485 For the head 1198 01:12:51,633 --> 01:12:54,830 Gi, told you not to come too late 1199 01:12:56,171 --> 01:12:57,502 Now you're in such a mess 1200 01:13:02,177 --> 01:13:03,201 Where am l 1201 01:13:03,345 --> 01:13:05,108 Don't be afraid. You're safe now 1202 01:13:08,517 --> 01:13:09,711 Excuse me 1203 01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:19,455 Cousin. I met a thug 1204 01:13:19,628 --> 01:13:20,287 Thug 1205 01:13:20,462 --> 01:13:24,125 A villain. I'm afraid 1206 01:13:25,768 --> 01:13:28,066 They're all good men 1207 01:13:29,238 --> 01:13:32,264 Lie down and take a rest 1208 01:13:32,374 --> 01:13:33,466 Right, they're all good men 1209 01:13:33,642 --> 01:13:36,270 Cousin, do you care for her 1210 01:13:38,213 --> 01:13:38,975 Take care of her 1211 01:13:41,650 --> 01:13:42,844 It hurts 1212 01:13:44,219 --> 01:13:45,208 Where 1213 01:13:45,687 --> 01:13:47,279 Here 1214 01:13:49,057 --> 01:13:50,388 Rub it for me 1215 01:13:55,898 --> 01:13:58,833 Rose, jealous? She's your cousin 1216 01:13:59,301 --> 01:14:00,996 I must help her 1217 01:14:01,170 --> 01:14:02,660 I was putting a towel over her 1218 01:14:03,205 --> 01:14:04,900 Why use your eyes 1219 01:14:05,073 --> 01:14:07,234 Who'll help me if I drop my quilt 1220 01:14:07,409 --> 01:14:09,604 As of tonight, I'll do it for you 1221 01:14:13,248 --> 01:14:16,081 It means three ghosts I our house 1222 01:14:16,185 --> 01:14:16,810 Right 1223 01:14:17,419 --> 01:14:20,354 Q's in a dangerous situation 1224 01:14:20,522 --> 01:14:21,511 Wish he had a lucky charm 1225 01:14:21,690 --> 01:14:23,521 The ordinary are always lucky 1226 01:14:23,659 --> 01:14:26,924 Cousin Big would help him He adores him 1227 01:14:27,262 --> 01:14:30,925 Are you going to stand by 1228 01:14:32,067 --> 01:14:33,591 We may take Cousin Big for a dead man 1229 01:14:33,936 --> 01:14:36,097 but we must help Q. Come back with me 1230 01:14:36,805 --> 01:14:37,931 Come back 1231 01:14:38,440 --> 01:14:39,270 Yes 1232 01:14:39,441 --> 01:14:41,636 Cousin, man can't win over ghost 1233 01:14:42,110 --> 01:14:43,907 Right, good won't compete with evil 1234 01:14:44,112 --> 01:14:47,240 We must wait till they're asleep 1235 01:14:47,549 --> 01:14:49,312 Asleep? Would ghosts sleep 1236 01:14:59,962 --> 01:15:04,126 Don't be sorry. I'll be responsible 1237 01:15:04,967 --> 01:15:07,401 I'm damned, I've failed my ancestors 1238 01:15:07,569 --> 01:15:10,663 I've failed myself and you 1239 01:15:11,406 --> 01:15:15,274 Idiot, it's love 1240 01:15:15,344 --> 01:15:17,471 Don't be mushy 1241 01:15:18,480 --> 01:15:20,107 How am I to face the people 1242 01:15:25,087 --> 01:15:26,679 I'm not afraid. Why are you 1243 01:15:27,222 --> 01:15:30,157 No one would know if we keep it to ourselves 1244 01:15:30,993 --> 01:15:31,789 Where are you going 1245 01:15:32,427 --> 01:15:36,261 Get a tablet and have the married name added 1246 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:38,659 A tablet 1247 01:15:40,002 --> 01:15:42,835 Although I wasn't born a Wu 1248 01:15:43,005 --> 01:15:45,633 But now I'm a ghost member of the Wu clan 1249 01:15:46,341 --> 01:15:47,239 What did you say 1250 01:15:47,676 --> 01:15:48,836 Soon you'll understand 1251 01:15:50,345 --> 01:15:51,505 So it's here 1252 01:15:54,182 --> 01:15:58,016 At last there's a shrine 1253 01:15:58,120 --> 01:15:59,018 Enshrined 1254 01:15:59,321 --> 01:16:01,789 I'll tell you later. Excuse me 1255 01:16:02,858 --> 01:16:04,018 Where are you going at this hour 1256 01:16:04,660 --> 01:16:07,128 To tell my parents about us 1257 01:16:07,696 --> 01:16:08,720 Why are you walking this side 1258 01:16:09,031 --> 01:16:10,293 To save walking through the stairs 1259 01:16:12,868 --> 01:16:14,961 Bye-bye. Wait for my good news 1260 01:16:15,971 --> 01:16:16,995 Watch out 1261 01:16:21,944 --> 01:16:24,970 So she's flying down the street 1262 01:16:32,554 --> 01:16:33,987 May I dance with you 1263 01:17:27,109 --> 01:17:28,041 It's fun 1264 01:17:47,929 --> 01:17:49,794 You're sweating. Let me wipe it for you 1265 01:17:50,565 --> 01:17:51,998 Gi, how long have we known each other 1266 01:17:52,968 --> 01:17:54,492 Already two hours 1267 01:17:54,736 --> 01:17:56,203 But it looks like ages 1268 01:17:58,407 --> 01:18:00,841 Frankly, we can't get along 1269 01:18:00,976 --> 01:18:02,136 because we have nothing in common 1270 01:18:02,944 --> 01:18:04,468 Never. We met by chance, but 1271 01:18:04,646 --> 01:18:07,672 we love each other 1272 01:18:08,517 --> 01:18:10,075 Cousin, what now 1273 01:18:11,486 --> 01:18:13,750 I'll lure Q out and you take him away 1274 01:18:28,670 --> 01:18:30,103 Would you regret it 1275 01:18:30,639 --> 01:18:33,267 No. I'm ready to do anything for you 1276 01:18:33,675 --> 01:18:37,736 Go up. You can see our future 1277 01:18:44,519 --> 01:18:50,389 You'll go to paradise soon 1278 01:19:00,702 --> 01:19:03,296 Put your head in. We'll meet inside 1279 01:19:07,075 --> 01:19:09,543 Q, don't stand on the table. Come down 1280 01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:13,846 I'll get someone to fix the fan 1281 01:19:20,021 --> 01:19:21,716 Q, is she your girlfriend 1282 01:19:26,228 --> 01:19:28,219 Don't be in the way. I'm going to paradise 1283 01:19:28,396 --> 01:19:31,593 No hurry. Miss, he's a bit cranky 1284 01:19:32,667 --> 01:19:35,158 Don't scare your girlfriend 1285 01:19:36,738 --> 01:19:38,035 I'm going to paradise 1286 01:19:38,907 --> 01:19:42,070 Take a taxi. I'll pay for it 1287 01:19:42,911 --> 01:19:43,570 Go now 1288 01:19:44,246 --> 01:19:45,543 Yes, go now 1289 01:19:46,248 --> 01:19:47,977 He's coming out. Take care of him 1290 01:19:48,250 --> 01:19:50,741 Many people outside daren't come in 1291 01:19:50,919 --> 01:19:51,681 Don't be afraid 1292 01:19:52,721 --> 01:19:54,655 Q, run quick 1293 01:20:06,268 --> 01:20:09,066 Q, what are you doing 1294 01:20:09,604 --> 01:20:10,935 Miss, let's talk it over 1295 01:20:11,740 --> 01:20:13,264 The day's breaking soon 1296 01:20:16,545 --> 01:20:17,671 Q, come here 1297 01:20:19,414 --> 01:20:22,110 Q, tell them you're ready to die for me 1298 01:20:22,284 --> 01:20:24,616 Yes, I must be with her 1299 01:20:27,189 --> 01:20:28,417 You'll die if he doesn't 1300 01:20:28,957 --> 01:20:30,424 Cousin, everyone has his own wish 1301 01:20:30,592 --> 01:20:32,457 Don't stop him if he wants it 1302 01:20:32,594 --> 01:20:34,789 Yes, but I don't want Q to die 1303 01:20:38,466 --> 01:20:39,398 Keep an eye on Q 1304 01:20:49,644 --> 01:20:50,804 Cousin Big, this house is haunted 1305 01:20:50,946 --> 01:20:55,440 Yes, let's go together 1306 01:20:56,818 --> 01:20:57,910 I told you not to come back 1307 01:20:58,086 --> 01:20:59,314 I can't help it 1308 01:20:59,421 --> 01:21:00,479 Bad, Q 1309 01:21:02,824 --> 01:21:03,813 How are we to go down 1310 01:21:03,959 --> 01:21:05,051 We'll get killed if we jump Right 1311 01:21:05,227 --> 01:21:07,127 We must, for the sake of Q 1312 01:21:07,295 --> 01:21:08,319 Wait for me 1313 01:21:09,331 --> 01:21:10,161 I can't find my underpants 1314 01:21:10,332 --> 01:21:11,321 Underpants 1315 01:21:13,001 --> 01:21:13,865 Where's the underpants 1316 01:21:16,004 --> 01:21:16,595 Q 1317 01:21:18,340 --> 01:21:18,999 Is it all right 1318 01:21:19,140 --> 01:21:20,903 I don't know Q 1319 01:21:21,476 --> 01:21:22,943 You are already too late 1320 01:21:30,352 --> 01:21:32,718 This makes sure of no reincarnation for you 1321 01:21:36,858 --> 01:21:38,291 Choose the undies you like 1322 01:21:39,628 --> 01:21:40,526 KlSS ME 1323 01:21:57,879 --> 01:22:01,747 Come here and help me rescue Q 1324 01:22:03,184 --> 01:22:05,084 Quick. Stop his backside 1325 01:22:05,253 --> 01:22:06,185 We'll be finished if it leaks 1326 01:22:24,272 --> 01:22:25,398 Master, help 1327 01:22:36,818 --> 01:22:37,910 It's terrible 1328 01:22:38,086 --> 01:22:40,816 The ghosts are coming down. Run 1329 01:22:41,856 --> 01:22:43,756 Run quickly Go upstairs quick 1330 01:23:00,442 --> 01:23:01,534 You're still holding the underpants 1331 01:23:01,743 --> 01:23:02,869 She may smell it 1332 01:23:05,780 --> 01:23:06,610 Where's Q 1333 01:23:06,781 --> 01:23:08,874 Q? Missing 1334 01:23:09,751 --> 01:23:12,845 I mustn't kill my lover with my own hands 1335 01:23:13,755 --> 01:23:14,813 I'm not afraid of paints 1336 01:23:15,190 --> 01:23:16,555 Run yourself to death them 1337 01:23:24,799 --> 01:23:25,993 He tries to kill himself 1338 01:23:27,469 --> 01:23:28,128 Q 1339 01:23:30,138 --> 01:23:32,129 Take him to kitchen 1340 01:23:32,807 --> 01:23:34,069 Q, don't do anything foolish 1341 01:23:34,142 --> 01:23:34,631 You won't let me die 1342 01:23:34,809 --> 01:23:35,707 Do you know what you're doing 1343 01:23:44,486 --> 01:23:45,180 Help 1344 01:24:08,276 --> 01:24:09,971 Block the entrance 1345 01:24:12,647 --> 01:24:15,810 Q, come out 1346 01:24:20,188 --> 01:24:21,382 I want to die 1347 01:24:27,195 --> 01:24:28,219 Keep it up 1348 01:24:38,873 --> 01:24:39,669 What are you doing 1349 01:24:41,009 --> 01:24:42,101 Keep away! Don't touch him 1350 01:24:43,211 --> 01:24:48,171 Take away the plug 1351 01:24:48,817 --> 01:24:52,218 Block the entrance 1352 01:24:52,387 --> 01:24:53,376 What now 1353 01:24:53,922 --> 01:24:55,082 Wait till the dawn 1354 01:24:55,457 --> 01:25:05,833 Right, ghosts are afraid of the dawn 1355 01:25:07,235 --> 01:25:08,702 Cousin, you play well 1356 01:25:08,837 --> 01:25:09,428 Don't expose it 1357 01:25:13,241 --> 01:25:13,969 Coming again 1358 01:25:17,479 --> 01:25:18,912 Why should we be afraid of her 1359 01:25:19,747 --> 01:25:21,009 Well, why should we be afraid of ghosts 1360 01:25:21,149 --> 01:25:22,582 Man's afraid of ghosts 1361 01:25:22,750 --> 01:25:24,240 Not always 1362 01:25:24,419 --> 01:25:25,351 Would ghost be afraid of men 1363 01:25:25,587 --> 01:25:28,385 I think ghosts try to scare because they're afraid 1364 01:25:28,723 --> 01:25:31,317 Right, nothing has happened to us 1365 01:25:31,459 --> 01:25:32,016 No 1366 01:25:32,160 --> 01:25:35,391 To save our home, let's fight 1367 01:25:39,434 --> 01:25:41,197 Don't be afraid of her. Come on... 1368 01:25:42,604 --> 01:25:43,571 Scare her 1369 01:25:48,443 --> 01:25:50,070 I'll kill you 1370 01:25:52,280 --> 01:25:53,269 Q, you want to die 1371 01:25:53,381 --> 01:25:54,109 You're bewitched by a ghost 1372 01:25:54,215 --> 01:25:55,614 You think so 1373 01:25:55,750 --> 01:25:57,877 I know she's a ghost 1374 01:25:58,286 --> 01:25:59,753 Keep away 1375 01:26:08,630 --> 01:26:09,562 It's dawn 1376 01:26:10,632 --> 01:26:11,724 It's not me 1377 01:26:12,133 --> 01:26:13,760 Q, I must leave 1378 01:26:15,303 --> 01:26:16,167 Gi 1379 01:26:16,204 --> 01:26:18,365 Q Don't tug at me 1380 01:26:18,973 --> 01:26:19,803 Follow him 1381 01:26:24,979 --> 01:26:27,174 Gi 1382 01:26:27,315 --> 01:26:28,475 Q, open the door 1383 01:26:28,816 --> 01:26:30,113 Q, I must leave 1384 01:26:30,285 --> 01:26:30,979 I'll go with you 1385 01:26:31,486 --> 01:26:33,579 I won't hurt you. Let me go 1386 01:26:33,721 --> 01:26:34,415 I won't let you go 1387 01:26:35,323 --> 01:26:36,585 See you again next life Q, open up 1388 01:26:41,396 --> 01:26:44,490 Gi, Gi 1389 01:26:49,671 --> 01:26:50,501 She's gone 1390 01:26:51,005 --> 01:26:51,869 Gone 1391 01:26:53,575 --> 01:26:57,671 Q, so much the better Man and ghost can't love each other 1392 01:26:57,845 --> 01:27:00,109 Forget her 1393 01:27:00,281 --> 01:27:00,975 Someone's pressing the bell 1394 01:27:10,024 --> 01:27:11,013 Who are you looking for 1395 01:27:13,194 --> 01:27:16,755 We...we're...the Wangs 1396 01:27:17,532 --> 01:27:19,090 Old gentleman, you'd better talk 1397 01:27:19,200 --> 01:27:22,829 We're the Wangs My daughter told me in dreams 1398 01:27:22,971 --> 01:27:25,997 She's married a Wu Te-ta 1399 01:27:26,140 --> 01:27:27,698 Does he live here, please 1400 01:27:27,875 --> 01:27:29,706 I'm Wu Te-ta. What do you want 1401 01:27:30,044 --> 01:27:31,602 Mr Wu Te-ta 1402 01:27:31,713 --> 01:27:32,372 Yes 1403 01:27:32,614 --> 01:27:35,811 Splendid 1404 01:27:37,719 --> 01:27:38,777 What's this 1405 01:27:39,721 --> 01:27:43,714 My...my daughter 1406 01:27:43,891 --> 01:27:44,550 Your daughter 1407 01:27:44,726 --> 01:27:47,923 Excuse us. Our wish's fulfilled 1408 01:27:48,062 --> 01:27:50,257 She can be enshrined now. Wait 1409 01:27:52,000 --> 01:27:54,059 I...I'm so happy 1410 01:27:56,204 --> 01:27:57,796 She wants you to enshrine her 1411 01:28:01,576 --> 01:28:02,508 Darling 1412 01:28:02,744 --> 01:28:06,544 Cousin Big, Miss Wang's dead 1413 01:28:09,751 --> 01:28:12,720 This people I love have left me 1414 01:28:13,588 --> 01:28:16,250 And those I hate live forever 1415 01:28:20,428 --> 01:28:25,593 I don't mean you. I won't stay on earth 1416 01:28:26,034 --> 01:28:29,765 Cousin Big, in fact you're already dead 1417 01:28:30,772 --> 01:28:35,266 What'd happen if you die twice 1418 01:28:42,116 --> 01:28:46,610 Am I really dead? I can be with her then 1419 01:28:47,655 --> 01:28:49,782 Darling, I'm coming, I'm coming... 1420 01:28:51,793 --> 01:28:53,226 So they've all left 1421 01:28:54,295 --> 01:28:55,284 Bad, where's Q 1422 01:28:56,664 --> 01:28:59,394 I'm going too. Bye-bye 1423 01:28:59,801 --> 01:29:01,462 Q Q 1424 01:29:03,137 --> 01:29:05,367 Bastard, it was only for fun